Welcome to the Halfwits Blog!
We are a longtime group of friends forming under the rising sun of the moped trinity. (air, gas, and Sparks in a can).
We are an enigmatic amalgamation of Artists, Designers, and Quasi-Creative Shitheads ready to dip our honey covered hands in glass and fight the mundane at a moments notice.
We are beautiful flying dreamers cutting through an ugly reality with the flaming golden machetes of chemical induced inspiration.
We are philosophical dinosorcerers in a techno-future mega-jungle.
We are brain-damaged savants.
We are the Halfwits.
Our focus is to ride the fuck out in LA and any other city we can get our bikes too. If you haven’t seen us around yet. You will! We have some insane projects planned. Some are Hair-brained cockamaymee ideas, but a few are real 2 strokes of genius. Stay tuned here to see whether they worked or failed Horribly.







